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Posted by Jack Singh, 01-02-2012, 07:09 AM
What exactly the cloud hosting? I have basic idea but want to how technically it is done.
Posted by NexDog, 01-02-2012, 07:54 AM
You get two servers and hook them up to really big helium ballons. Don't forget the wireless router.
Posted by dediserve, 01-02-2012, 09:56 AM
... and the large lightening conductor, lightening powered, helium floated clouds are the only way to go these days!
Posted by Angelina Ray, 01-03-2012, 06:03 AM
It is basically managing your files and folders online. You are provided with the space online as virtual space.
Posted by CRego3D, 01-03-2012, 06:44 AM
I'm looking into trowing a flux capacitor into the mix, no need for backups, lost a file ? just go back in time and get it back!
Posted by dediserve, 01-03-2012, 07:26 AM
I like it! Maybe also add in the 'Time Dilator 2000' so if things are slowing down or IO under pressure, just dilate the time space continuum in the cloud to enhance performance!
Posted by NexDog, 01-03-2012, 07:23 PM
Best thread.
Posted by eming, 01-03-2012, 09:16 PM
you should not get cloud hosting without an Invisible Cretinizer
Posted by bhuvabhuvi, 01-05-2012, 02:56 AM
Guys, you're all mocking him too much...!
Posted by NexDog, 01-05-2012, 04:15 AM
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Posted by Hattrick, 01-10-2012, 05:14 AM
Hahahahahahahahah that was awesome.
Posted by m0nkee, 01-11-2012, 12:42 AM
Ahaha. This has made my night reading them few posts... Time traveling clouds! "Back to the Cloud! with Geek Doc & Marty!"
Posted by dediserve, 01-11-2012, 05:30 AM
well, of course the 'real' clouds run on 1.21 gigawatts! (perhaps a nerd reference too far?)
Posted by bhuvabhuvi, 01-11-2012, 10:57 PM
Ok fine, I'll join then...! It's nothing but Physical Servers handing in the cloud.
Posted by netomatic, 01-12-2012, 03:32 AM
A cloudburst may suddenly dump servers on your head so be careful and always wear a helmet.

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